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Words from hitler:-

"Never try or beg for support from others...

Stand alone and face the life as a race,

then every1 will follow you.... 

Ravan ko court m laya gaya or kaha=Gita p hath rakho

Ravan bola-Sita pe hath rakha to itna Bawal hua

Ab Gita pe

SORRY BOSS, I DON'T TAKE ANY RISK.::-D:-D

Nafrt Na Krna Kbi Hmse Hm Sah Nhi Payege,

Bs 1 Bar Keh Dena K Zrurt Ni Apki

Dekhna Apko Pitne Ghar Tk Chale Ayenge('.')/

<) ( L L

Drwaza khol

teri to. :-)

Gf:Peeke gadi mat chalana boht acdnt ho rhe hi

Bf-thnx baby,

u r so caring

Frnd-pike gadi mt chala boht acdnt ho rhe h

Boy-Baap ko mat sikha

7 Sachai Duniya Ki!

1) Apki Ankhe Apke Jism Ka Wo Hissa He Jinhe Ap Sabun Se Nhi Dho Skte!

2)Ap Apne Bal Nhi Gin Skte!

3)Apki Zeeb Apke Sare Danto Ko Nhi Chu Skti!

4) Sirf Bewkuf Log Point No.3 Try Krenge! Gm

5) Ap Muskura Rahe Ho Kyunki A pki Zeeb Apke Sare Danto Ko Chhu Skti Hai!

6) Ap Hns Rhe Ho Kyunki Ap Bewkuf Ban Chuke Ho

7) Ap Ise Aage Send Kroge Kyunki

Sidhi baat no bakwaas-

Kid 2 his father-mjhe shaadi krni h,

Father- kisse??

Son-daadi se.

Father-kamine wo meri maa h

Son-to tune meri maa se shadi kyu ki =D

AKBER:Hamare ammi abba Humse itni mohabat karte the ke
Hame sulane ke liye sari rat jagte the aur ham fir bhi nahi sote the

BIRBAL:Tabhi ap Iklote rah ga

2 lover in pizzahut.

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Ladka: kya logi??

Ladki

"jaanu kadhi chhawal mangwa lo..."

Moral: govt. School ki ladkiya pataoge to aisa hi hoga.:-)

"Jaha yad n aye wo tanhai kis kam ki

Bigde rishte na bne to khudai kis kam ki

Beshak apni manzil tk jana h

Par jaha se dost na dikhe wo uchai kis kam ki...

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