SMSes

"Jaha yad n aye wo tanhai kis kam ki

Bigde rishte na bne to khudai kis kam ki

Beshak apni manzil tk jana h

Par jaha se dost na dikhe wo uchai kis kam ki...

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Magic sms.

Ye msg aap sirf 4 logo ko send kar sakte ho uske baad send nahi hoga.Try it.

"Zindagi Sales H.

Rishte Purchase.

Wife Journal.

Child Ledger.

Jawani Balance Sheet.

Budhapa Trial Balance.

Maut Final account.

LEKIN DOSTI "NET PROFIT"

G++d mor.

Teacher-Tum bade hokar kya karoge..?

Student-Shaadi..

Teacher-Nahi,

mera matlab hai kya banoge..?

Student-Dulha Banunga..

Teacher-Ohho,

I mean to say,bade hoker kya haasil karoge..?

Student-Dulhan..

Teacher-Abe...

matlab bade ho kar mummy papa k liye kya karoge..?

Student - Bahu launga..

Teacher - Haraamkhor..

Tumhare papa tumse kya chahte hain.?

Student - Pota..

Dosti wo nahi hoti Jo"JAAN" deti hai,Dosti wo nahi hoti jo "MUSKAN"deti h,ASli Dosti to wo hoti h jo pani me gira "AANSU" bhi Pahchan leti hai..!